Monday, January 28, 2019

C-c-c-cold



We had a blizzard of electronic and voice communications last night.  It started about 8 pm, when my wife and I received both text and email messages from our local high school district that school would be closed today because of predicted snowfall overnight (expected to be 6-10", with heavy snowfall during morning rush hour).  A few minutes later, our land line (yes, I still haven't cut the cord) rang with a prerecorded call with the same info.  Then, a bit after 10 pm, the phone rang again, this time from the Catholic school where one of my daughters teaches, another prerecorded call announcing that it also had caved to impending snow doom.  Finally, at 5 o'clock this morning, the land line and my wife's cell phone, both at her bedside nightstand, each rang simultaneously, causing both of us to hit the ceiling, with a prerecorded call announcing that her office has a delayed start.  (As I work from home, and my employer's US operations are based in Texas, it has no official interest in Chicago weather.)

I am writing this just a few minutes after my wife handed me a plastic 12-inch ruler from the kids' elementary school days.  I stepped out onto our stoop in my sneakers and plunged the ruler into the snow on the walk.  Three inches, which far from spelling doom is practically yawn-worthy around here.  Supposedly the heavy bands now have moved out across Lake Michigan and Indiana.  Our street is plowed.  I'll shovel during lunchtime today.  Doom averted, apparently - and in fact, I've driven my children to school many times in worse conditions.

But wait.

Those of you from snowy climes are well aware that the usual pattern is: a round of snow, followed by a temperature drop (and often clear skies).  Well, the temperature drop following this storm is going to be more like an anvil falling from an airplane and crashing through the floor.  The high temperature around here on Wednesday is going to be something like -14 degrees F, with the low sinking to -27 F.  Add in the wind chill, and it will feel like -47 F, with Thursday not much better.

According to Tony Briscoe in the Chicago Tribune:
The wintry onslaught will be driven by the Northern Hemisphere's polar vortex, the pocket of cold air sitting atop the North Pole.  When temperatures rise in the Arctic, the polar jet stream - the torrent of westerly winds that hold the polar vortex in place - can weaken and dip into parts of North America ... A destabilized polar vortex typically splits over Canada and Russia, and has the potential to move farther south.  As the cold front bore down on northern Minnesota Sunday morning, the border city of International Falls set a record low of minus 44 degrees, shattering the previous record by 8 degrees.
What accounts for this extreme weather?  As we might have guessed, it's that pesky climate change problem:
... scientists say winters like these could become more common in the future due to climate change.  The Arctic is warming twice as fast compared with the rest of the planet, partly because there's less ice cover, [climate research scientist Jennifer] Francis said.  Instead of ice reflecting sunlight away, the water is absorbing this heat.  A growing body of evidence suggests another warming trend in the Pacific Ocean is believed to be causing the jet stream that confines the polar vortex to warp further, with warm air penetrating near the Pacific Northwest and a lobe of cold air sinking into the Midwest and Northeast.
We're also seeing some big temperature swings over the next few days.  My children and I shoveled snow during lunchtime today, and the temperature was in the low 30s F, which will be today's high temperature.  As mentioned above, the high temperature on Wednesday is expected to be -14 F, a downward slide of nearly 50 degrees.  By Sunday, the high temperature may be as high as 48 degrees F, which would be a "real feel" differential of 100 degrees or more from the -50ish degree wind chills expected on Wednesday.

44 comments:

  1. Jim, Think of your heart! Think a lot of your heart. Make the kids shovel the snow.

    For what it's worth, we are having gray skies, scattered showers and temps in the 50s ourselves. No problem for the natives, but if you saved all year and looked forward to your Florida golf vacation in January and arrived to this, you'd feel ... well, almost as miserable as if you stayed home and shoveled snow. Except it would be costing you more money.

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  2. Tom, thanks for your concern, I do appreciate it. My ticker seemingly is in excellent shape, according to EKGs that I'm given a couple of times a year. I do cardio exercise pretty regularly, and before I shoveled today, I warmed up, and then stretched afterward. So I'm trying to be smart.

    We're doubling the width of our driveway this spring. Plus my youngest will be away at college by next fall. So for the next snow season, I'll probably buy a snowblower.

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    1. I have a 50 meter long driveway. It's snowblower or stay home.

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  3. And that is but one very good reason why I departed your part of the world in 1962 and eventually moved out here to the Left Coast in 1970. No thankee.

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  4. A couple of years ago the term "polar vortex" was used a lot. Don't know if this qualifies as a polar vortex. Used to call them "Alberta Clippers" also.
    Coincidentally this year is the 70th anniversary of the infamous '49 Blizzard. I wasn't around yet, but grew up on tales of this blizzard. Actually it was three blizzards, some of which happened in '47. The story I remember best is my mom telling of attending Dad's grandfather's funeral. They were finishing the graveside rites when the wind and snow started. She said her high heels sunk into the turf, and she felt as if she were freezing to death in a dress and short coat. The real tragedy was people who were caught in it and lost their lives, not to mention massive livestock deaths for farmers and ranchers. At least our weather predictions are a bit better now. They said they had no warning for that blizzard.

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    1. Our local paper's weather expert (who used to be a really good reporter doing real reporting) says the polar vortex slipped and spilled. She agrees with (or got it from) your Jennifer Francis.

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  5. It has been uncomfortably cold even for me. Silk longjohns. I swear by them.

    Robo call from the county told us to leave a tap on overnight so pipes don't freeze.

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  6. Regarding the polar vortex, because the temperature in the arctic has risen, the "slope" of temperature from north to south is less. So like a river on a plain vs. a river coming off mountain slopes, things tend to want to meander. That's one way of looking at it.

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  7. The weather people are hysterical about a few nights of subzero temps. I fear they're going to unwittingly encourage people to light charcoal fires indoors. Meantime, schools here in Michigan are staying closed and posting announcements like this one a couple districts over from me: https://youtu.be/xWoxREYRJM8

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    1. Damn, those guys can sing! Jean, that ROCKS!

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    2. Pretty funny, and yes, good singers. "Try not to sleep till noon/ You really should be working for your parents." Go Swartz Creek Dragons.

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  8. Really!!! Can this be any worse than my childhood walks to school (St. Ita's): One mile in the footsteps of Abraham Lincoln, uphill both ways!

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    1. I'm excited to hear that Lincoln attended St. Ita - no doubt that is where he learned to write so well, although his handwriting was pretty dismal.

      I lived in a smaller town for most of elementary school. We lived outside of town, in the country, and rode a school bus into the Catholic school in town each morning. We had a few snow days, but I don't remember school ever being canceled because of the cold. Schools trusted parents to figure out how to dress their children in those days.

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    2. Fred Harris, one-time senator from Oklahoma, wrote in his campaign biography about how sure he was that he had had to trudge 5 miles each way to school during winter storms. One day he took his kids to where he grew up, and to show them his miseries he drove them to his school -- 1.2 miles. He was chagrined. But he admitted it.

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    3. School was a half mile away, but we had to go home for lunch, so we walked two miles a day. My mother always told us it was more dangerous to drive than walk in bad weather. For a long time we had one of those big floor registers in the center of the house instead of a furnace, and it was always covered with wet socks, hats, and mittens drying out all winter.

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    4. Humidifies your air at the same time.

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    5. I made the same mistake, Tom. Thought I walked 2 miles to my high school. Went to google maps and figured it as one mile. My excuse is, carrying books, trumpet and French horn made it feel like two miles.

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    6. French horn gets you every time. Wasn't until I started playing in a dixieland band that I realized the piano player never has to carry anything. It's either where he is going, or he is not going.

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    7. In my high school band, the pianists ended up with sousaphones on the field. And those guys were good pianists and not bad with sousaphones. One guy played (piano) for the Tommy Dorsey Orchestra until he married and settled down.

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    8. Tom, my shoulder is sorry to say, your piano views are pre-electronic. I have to haul my keyboard to my rare gigs, and it's a beast. And a bench, too!

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    9. Jim, Keyboards were probably invented by drummers who need vans to carry their equipment -- which is not standard equipment in every hall in which they play.

      Clarinets always seemed like a good fallback if you couldn't play piano.

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  9. Once again I give thanks that I don't live where Jim, Katherine, Jean, and Margaret (once upon a time)live! Growing up in sunny California was pretty darn nice! I would never have been tough enough. I still have a hard time with mid-Atlantic winters and I have lived here ever since I graduated from college.

    It's snowing here in the DC area too - but it's 34F, so wet, sloppy, beautiful sticking on the trees, and will melt tomorrow (I hope).

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    1. Anne, istm that, on the whole, mid-Atlantic gets socked worse than we do in recent years. There is a weather pattern that sort of moves through the Ohio and Tennessee valleys and then keeps going due east into the mid-Atlantic states that has all the flooding, tornadoes, etc. I guess up the coast is the other one - seems like that's when points farther north like Boston end up with two feet of snow.

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    2. Snow here is very fine, misty, and squeaky underfoot because of cold. Because it's so fine and fluffy, drifting has been bad, and wind is kicking up. It was hard to tell today if we were getting more snow or just blowing.

      Yeah, what Jim said, plus we don't have earthquakes (well only little ones), poisonous snakes (unless you count the Massasauga rattlers that usually don't kill you), and we aren't on a first-name basis with the Orkin man.

      I'll take a hard, mean Michigan winter that keeps off the creepy crawlies and tornadoes. Guess it's all what you're used to.

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  10. Weather and cancellation update: it's minus 5 degrees F as I write this, with wind chills at something like minus 25. After-school activities were canceled today. School (both public and Catholic) closed the next two days. The public high school was going to have a so-called "Institute Day" on Friday in any case, which means teachers show up but students don't, so my high school student ends up with a total of one day of school this week. My wife's office is closed on Wednesday, as is my other daughter's workplace (local park district). The Chicago Tribune sent me an email announcing that they're determined to deliver the newspapers the next two days, but that we should expect a delay; I hope, for the sake of the poor delivery people (who seem to be Hispanic adults around here who must roll out of bed at 4 am, 365 days per year), that means "not until Friday". I don't plan to open any doors in this house until Friday.

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    1. Newspapers showed up by 8 am or so. Put on my warmest coat, hat and gloves, covered the lower half of my face, and retrieved them. Didn't have long johns on. Big mistake.

      According to National Weather Service, it's minus 21 degrees F here at the moment. According to this handy wind chill calculator, the 16 mph winds translates to a wind chill of minus 47.

      https://www.wpc.ncep.noaa.gov/html/windchillbody_txt.html

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    2. Balmy 17°F right now in the Poconos. No wind. Blew out the driveway and the sun is melting the residue. Thanks for your post, Jim, and the other midwest folk to let me know how good I have it. But take care. Those wind chills ARE dangerous.

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  11. Minus 10 here. Grrr! Car won't start. It doesn't do any good to try and start the other one, because the one that won't start is behind it in the driveway. At least no snow. I guess we'll sit tight until the temperature rises. There is no place we absolutely have to be; just some things we wanted to do.

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  12. Up to -4. Bright sun. Brisk wind. Birds at the feeder. No frozen pipes, car started. We have 70-year-old picture windows in the living room. Raber has resisted replacement since we moved in. This morning I showed him that ice had formed on the inside.

    Got an offer on my mom's house this week. It's an hour north of us, so colder up there. Realtor went over to crank up furnace and turn on taps. All we need is for something to go wrong at this stage.

    Just got a note that Senior Stretch Class is cancelled. Guess I'll have to do my stretching with the vacuum cleaner today.

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    1. Good luck with the house sale.
      My husband got someone to come and jump start the car. The battery is bad; it is in the shop being replaced now. The other car started fine; it is actually the older of the two.

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  13. I guess I won't complain about 20 even though for us that's really cold!

    Sun is out, only an inch of snow, it's very pretty looking out from my sunny kitchen window. Streets are good according to my husband who is out and about.

    Hope the house sale goes through OK, Jean. That will be a burden lifted. Isn't St. Joseph the patron saint of house sales? I don't believe in intercessory prayer, but maybe he does, so I'll pray to him for your house sale. I have a vague memory of a devout Catholic friend burying a statue in her front yard when they were selling. Pretty sure it was St. Joseph.

    I'll take the earthquakes actually as long as there is sun and warmth. Bad earthquakes have been pretty rare in California in the last several decades - the engineers did a fine job coming up with "earthquake proof" construction techniques. They work as long as they are used. The two worst quakes during the last 30 or so years were when the top deck of the bridge to Oakland from SF collapsed, and the Northridge quake in LA. The problem there was corruption - an apt building was not built to earthquake standards, the inspectors passed it anyway, and a number of people died.

    They have been waiting for the "big one" for pretty much my whole life! My mother was born in LA and lived there all 82 years and never experienced anything more serious than a few falling objects from mantle and shelves. I suppose it will happen at some point. The San Andreas fault is still there.

    I did experience a pretty hefty earthquake a few years ago - it caused a fair amount of damage to a number of buildings, smashed a few cars from falling walls and other heavy objects, etc, but nobody was hurt. It was here in DC in 2011 - the epicenter was in Virginia a few hours away. When I felt it, I thought "Gee, that feels like an earthquake, but it couldn't be - I'm in DC". Well, my California earthquake muscle memory was correct it turned out. The Washington National Cathedral sustained very heavy damage - there is still scaffolding outside as they finish the repairs. It cost a fortune, literally, since they had no earthquake insurance. Why would they? They had to close several parts of the cathedral for a long time, including the nave for a while. Sadly they also had to cut a whole lot of great programs and start charging admission (they call it a donation) to pay for repairs.

    Calif does have rattle snakes, but mostly in the desert. This area has copperheads and water moccasins. I've never heard of anyone I know in Cali ever encountering a rattler, including friends who have spent the last 50 years camping in the back country and deserts. Not sure what the Orkin man refers to - termites? There are termite problems there for sure.

    But I have NEVER been bitten by a mosquito there (and I spent every summer for 11 years in lake activities (swimming, waterskiing, sailing) where I lived from age 10 through college), you can keep windows open without screens and no mosquitoes, no gnats in the garden, etc. You can eat outside without citronella candles everywhere. Really, not too many nasty insect like the ones we have here. I am mosquito bait - they love me and I hate coating my skin in DEET and Skin so Soft isn't as effective. Gnats drive me crazy when I try to garden. And though I really love New England beaches, I can't say the same for the nasty biting black and green flies there.

    California wins when it comes to fewer insect pests!

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    1. "Isn't St. Joseph the patron saint of house sales? I don't believe in intercessory prayer, but maybe he does, so I'll pray to him for your house sale."

      I love this spirituality! Anne, I think you still have a bit of Catholicity in you :-)

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    2. Thank you for your prayers, Anne.

      Someone gave us a plastic St. Joseph statue to bury upsidedown in Mom's yard, but this struck me as stupid if not sacreligious. I gave it to Raber to put on his work bench at the shop. Patron saint of carpenters.

      Heavy drifting and blowing, -2, which will be the high of the day, so I have to leave Mom's house in St. Joseph's and the realtor's care for now. I am anxious to be done with this job.

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    3. Bookstore manager at Our Lady of the Cadillacs (an alias, but anyone locally will know who I mean) refused to stock those St. Joseph statues. Real estate persons, very important ones, went to the pastor to complain. The pastor backed the bookstore manager. No St. Joe if you are selling your McMansion.

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    4. Tom, you really do live in Another World down there. Waiting to learn if anyone got shot over the real estate issue.

      I'm not sure burying St. Joseph is even possible until Easter up here. Ground will be frozen long after I hope to unload This Damn House.

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    5. Jean, Hope you saw the story -- NBC had it on the network -- about Florida Man's latest escapade. He was digging a tunnel to get under a bank. Of course, he didn't realize he was digging in, basically, sand. So when it rained the other day, folks said "Sinkhole!" Cops came, looked, found an extension cord and a generator. That was in Pembroke Pines, about 30 minutes from here. We were down there last Thursday. Nobody's been shot. Yet.

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    6. Yes, I saw that story. I can hear my dad saying, "If that sumbitch wants to dig for a living, why doesn't he get a job with the DPW?"

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  14. When I woke up this morning it was minus 20. It's up to minus 8 now, so we're starting to emerge into the range of merely absurdly cold.

    I have a minivan that won't start. Battery seems good, but it won't turn over. Waiting on hold with the motor club right now. Our driveway is one vehicle width wide, and this one is at the end of the driveway, so nobody here can drive anywhere until we get it addressed.

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  15. Was shocked to see so many photos in national papers of people playing around the Lake Michigan shoreline in Chicago with their dogs in the wake of that guy who fell in trying to rescue his puppy and had to be dragged out by the Chicago cops.

    Woo hoo! Up to +3. Only -5 tonight, +16 tomorrow. Over 50 on Monday.

    Consumers Energy asked everyone to keep thermostat at 65 until midnight due to fire at power station. University and industry shutdowns along the I94 corridor eased up the grid, so no power outages as in Wisconsin.

    Few shelters out here in the cornfield, but a local cafe has been staying open 24/7. Methodist ladies also staying open during daytime hours. Mr. Neighbor across the street made periodic rounds looking for people who needed a free plow out or battery jump.

    The Boy reported -20 this morning in the big city. Coffee shop workers saved the day old bagels and used their tip jar money to feed any of their indigent regulars who wandered in to warm up.

    Mail service resumes tomorrow.

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  16. I got (clang) (clang) s-s-s-steam heat,
    I got (clang) (clang) s-s-s-steam heat,
    I got (clang) (clang) s-s-s-steam heat,
    But I need your love to keep away the cold,

    I got (clang) (clang) s-s-s-steam heat,
    I got (clang) (clang) s-s-s-steam heat,
    I got (clang) (clang) s-s-s-steam heat,
    But I can't get warm without your hand to hold,

    Just a little thought for sufferers, from Pajama Game, the musical that made Dubuque, Iowa exotic. Thank you, Richard Bissell and Carol Haney. Warming trend coming, folks.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0szHqIXQ2R8

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    1. Tom, thanks, that was most excellent. I learned from the comments that Bob Fosse choreographed that piece, and learned further that it was his first Broadway choreography gig, and he won a Tony for it.

      Learned further that Shirley MacLaine was Carol Haney's understudy for that role on Broadway, and that when Carol Haney broke her ankle in a performance, MacLaine stepped in. It became her big break.

      Listening to the original Broadway cast now.

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    2. We never had any of that type of entertainment down to the local UMWA hall when I was a kid. Just the Michigan Dutchmen, a local polka band. We did have the large woman who yelled "shut up, everybody."

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